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"KEN, YOU'RE GREAT!"
The man standing before us did not
have time to acknowledge the compliment. He was too busy petting a parrot. He
worked his fingers into the feathers on the bird's head. The macaw, perched on a
T-stand, half closed his eyes. The fingers massaged. The feathers stood up. Oh
yeah, this bird was into it.
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The Bird Whisperer aka Ken Globus has stirred controversy with his
hands-on approach to bird training. |
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So were we.
Five minutes
earlier, the same bird, an enormous blue-and-gold bruiser named Jupiter, had
wanted to make mincemeat out of his admirer, trainer Ken Globus. As aggressive
as he was beautiful, Jupiter had telegraphed all the signs of a bad bite coming.
He flared his wings. He bobbed his head. He lunged, beak open.
Now, after a few
waves of Globus's hand, Jupiter was a love bug.
"Wow," a woman near
me exclaimed under her breath as we watched Globus work his mojo. "Awwww,"
several other audience members said softly. Apparently, Globus had tapped into
some part of Jupiter that craved love.
"You rat!" Jupiter's owner, Irish
Waters, muttered jokingly - at Jupiter, not Globus. Jupiter had never allowed
his mistress to touch him, not like this. Now Waters was watching Globus pet
Jupiter on the head, stroke his body, even plant a kiss on the bird's face.
Globus, a stranger, had pulled off what Waters thought impossible. And he had
done it in about five minutes.
The Bird Whisperer
Turning belligerent birds into love sponges is all in a day's work for
Globus, aka The Bird Whisperer. The same day he made friends with Jupiter,
Globus calmed seven other birds brought by their owners to a bird-taming
workshop in Columbia, Calif.
Globus says he can gentle just
about any bird in minutes. We came to see if it was true. For the most part, it
was.
Not everyone appreciates Globus'
way with birds. He has detractors, mostly on the Internet, who use strong words
to describe his techniques: cruel, abusive, manhandling.
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To begin a session with Jupiter, an unfriendly blue-and-gold macaw,
Globus offers his head to "absorb the aggression". |
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It's true Globus does not pussyfoot
around. Comparing bird taming to helping people overcome phobias, he says,
"People avoid doing all the things that make birds uncomfortable. I do just the
opposite."
Unlike other trainers, who reward
correct behavior with gently proferred treats, Globus tackles birds' fear of
humans head-on. If they won't step onto his hand, he extracts them protesting
from their cages. If they try to leap away, he grabs a leg and doesn't let go.
If Globus thinks he will be bitten, he wears gloves.
The direct approach is kinder in
the end, says Globus. "Some of these birds can spend weeks, months, even years
living in fear of their owners."
Why are they afraid? Birds' natural
instincts simply do not mesh well in domestic situations, says the Bird
Whisperer. "Owners make their birds nervous, when all they really want to do is
love that thing. The birds bite. It snowballs, and the bird and the owner build
on each other's fears."
"I could wind up looking bad"
Clearly, Globus is not your standard-issue modern-day bird behaviorist. Not
only is he unapologetically hands-on, the former actor and part-time
screenwriter is a bit of a showman, too. There's the name, of course, a
not-so-subtle capitalization on the movie title, The Horse Whisperer. Globus'
also gives his training techniques catchy names: "bubble of fear," "crystal
ball," and "ear swipe," among others.
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Jupiter reacts badly - at first - to the "crystal ball" maneuver. |
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Globus asks workshop participants
to bring their most difficult birds, which he meets for the first time at the
event. Working without a net, as he calls it, is a dramatic way to show off his
skills - and a time-honored show-biz tactic for building suspense. "It's risky,"
he admits. "I could wind up looking bad."
Usually, Globus winds up looking
good. People call him a miracle worker and compare his demonstrations to magic
acts. For the Columbia workshop, some attendees drove for over three hours to
bring their parrots to Globus, like modern-day pilgrims hoping this new holy man
of bird taming could lay hands on their pets and make them loveable again.
For some, it all adds up to a
tantalizing image of healer, a pied piper for the psittacine set. For others,
Globus' direct approach alone is ample reason to attack him. "I am sure there is
a little special place in hell for those who do such things," went one
unforgiving post on an Internet message board.
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Owners make their birds nervous. The birds bite. It
snowballs and they build on each other's fears.
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Globus is used to being pilloried
by people who have never watched him work. "People think I’m macho and mean,"
says Globus, who has been profiled in the Los Angeles Times and on
several TV news shows, including Inside Edition. "I do what I do because it’s
the best way to help these birds."
Pleased to meet you
With opinions about him so divided, I wanted to see Globus for myself. So I
decided to catch his Sept. 14 appearance in Columbia, which had been arranged by
the Gold Country Avicultural Society, a small bird club in nearby Sonora, Calif.
When I pulled into the dusty
parking lot of St. Angelo's meeting hall at 7:30 a.m., I immediately recognized
Globus from the pictures on his Web site, www.thebirdwhisperer.com.
Rather than the horns and forked
tail I half expected after reading some of the less-than-glowing Internet posts
about Globus, I saw a pleasant-looking bespectacled man in khaki shorts, black
t-shirt and sneakers. He looked a bit lost. "Are you Chris?" the Bird Whisperer
asked hopefully, confusing me with his hostess for the event.
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Globus demonstrates how palming a bird's beak protects from bites. |
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Hollywood connections
notwithstanding, the Bird Whisperer travels modestly. To reach this gig, his
seventh workshop so far, Globus had flown into the Sacramento International
Airport the day before, rented a car and driven 2 1/2 hours before checking into
the Fallon Theatre & Hotel, a Columbia bed and breakfast. This morning, he had
walked from the nearby hotel to the meeting hall.
Globus and I had already talked for
a couple of hours on the phone. We chatted for a few more minutes before the
first bird-taming demonstration of the day was scheduled to begin.
In person, Globus exudes normalcy
with a twist of self-deprecating humor. He calls himself the Bird Whisperer not
as a form of self-aggrandizement, but because it's what his first client, a
family friend, dubbed him after he tamed her feisty eclectus.
Improved "a thousand percent"
That first session, in 2000, took a little over an hour. "My techniques were
not polished then," says Globus. "In the last two years I've improved a thousand
percent."
Globus bases his taming techniques
on practical experience gained at his parents' pet store, Jobil Exotic Fish and
Birds in Inglewood, Calif., where he worked for most of the 1980s. That's where
he says he discovered that simply handling birds was the best way to gain their
trust - even if the initial contact was stressful.
Taming three wild-caught umbrella
cockatoos purchased for the store in 1979, he "took one out to groom it, which
required subduing it. I put it back in its cage and waited on customers for
awhile. When I went back, the two birds I had not groomed were flopping all over
the cage. The bird I had already handled was not."
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Surviving a situation makes a bird less afraid
of it. They learn something from the experience.
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A light bulb went off. Globus
realized that "surviving a situation makes a bird less afraid of it. They learn
something from the experience."
Globus spent the 1990s as an actor
and musical director in Europe and Israel, and as a screenwriter in Los Angeles.
Then came the fateful call from the eclectus owner. After this success, Globus
decided to try offering his bird-taming services to others. He mailed 400
letters to veterinarians and pet stores throughout southern California
introducing himself. Only one, a Petco, replied. But since then, Globus has
steadily added clients.
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A formerly surly Jupiter decides a scratch on the head isn't so bad. |
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Helping Spielberg
Some clients have been high-profile. Earlier this year, Steven Spielberg
hired Globus to help his wife, actress Kate Capshaw, learn how to handle their
son Scudder's parrot, an Amazon named Blanche. When Globus reported to the
Spielberg homestead for a training session, he found himself the star of a home
movie being shot by Spielberg, armed with a camcorder. ("I get the feeling he
films lots of things," Globus deadpans.)
Globus doesn't come cheap. He
charges $150 an hour for one-on-one sessions. His four-hour workshops are more
affordable: $50 for observers and $100 for participants with birds. Before each
workshop, he offers a free hour-long session open to the public, during which he
briefly demonstrates a few of his taming principles on two or three birds. In
the workshop, he handles up to five or six additional birds.
In Columbia, I got to see Globus
work with a range of psittacine personalities and species, including Jupiter the
macaw, several cockatoos, several African greys, and an Amazon.
Standard advice, too
By 8 a.m. some two dozen people, a few lugging their birds in draped
carriers, had made their way into the hall, a large dimly lit room with hardwood
floors and curtains drawn against the hot morning sun. In back were pastries and
coffee. Off to the side, local veterinarian Dr. Jeanne Smith had set up a
grooming table for giving discount wing, nail and beak trims. Globus requires
that a veterinarian be present at all workshops in case a bird is accidentally
injured.
We took our places in folding
chairs arranged in a semi-circle. With squawks and quizzical "hellos?"
occasionally emanating from the carriers lined against the wall, Globus began.
While his handling techniques may
go against the popular grain, Globus subscribes to some common bird-training
maxims. "Don't let your bird mosey out of his cage on his own," he warned us.
"Birds are more secure if you're in control."
Using a plush scarlet macaw named
Max, Globus demonstrated the correct way to hold a bird while training it. "I
don't like to use the forearm; the bird is more difficult to control. You should
keep the bird on your hand held at a 35-degree angle" to prevent scampering to
the shoulder.
Caspar, the unfriendly grey
It was time for the demonstration portion of the program. The first
participant of the day was Casper, a Congo African grey who belonged to Bev
Arends, president of the bird club. While Arends held open the door to Casper's
acrylic carrier, Globus reached in and attempted to get the bird on his hand.
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Globus lets Caspar the African grey get the urge to bite out of his
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Casper, a frightened biter,
declined the overture and cowered in his carrier. So Globus gently grasped the
bird by the leg with one gloved hand and removed him. Casper flailed.
Dragging birds, however gently,
from their cages has garnered Globus condemnation in some quarters, in part
because the media tend to focus on it. "They show that, then the bird allowing
itself to be petted. Those are the most dramatic parts, of course. That's TV,"
Globus says.
Another Globus practice that
critics routinely condemn is glove wearing, popularly considered unnecessarily
terrorizing to a bird. Globus wears gloves for two unsurprising reasons. One is
so that biters won't tatter his hands to the point he can't complete a workshop.
(Earlier, Globus, who also has been criticized for "showing off" his injuries,
displayed his hands for me. Two fingernails were blackened, one crushed by the
beak of a Goffin's cockatoo, through the glove.)
The other reason is psychological.
Without gloves, it would be tough to summon the confidence necessary to
successfully train his difficult clients. As Globus would joke later after
donning the gloves, "Notice a difference in behavior? There's a difference in
my behavior. I'm sweating less."
Globus recommends that anyone
handling a biter protect themselves with gloves, preferably a light but durable
leather such as deerskin. He pooh-poohs the idea that gloves are instruments of
torture. "Birds who know only gloves are terrified of bare hands," he points
out.
The "leg swing"
Perched on Globus' hand, Casper the skittish African grey was not any
happier. He tried to jump off, repeatedly. Each time, Globus held onto a leg and
let his hand fall with the bird. Then, still lightly grasping the leg, he
returned a fluttering Caspar to a perched and upright position. The end effect
looked a bit hairy: Casper being swung in circles.
The 360-degree leg swing can be
misunderstood, Globus acknowledges with a bit of exasperation. "I've had people
accuse me of swinging birds in figure 8's in order to exhaust them."
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To prevent Caspar from moving up his arm to the shoulder, Globus
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In fact, watching Globus retrieve
Caspar, we could see it was obviously an effective way to break the bird's fall
while retaining control. It certainly made more sense than allowing Casper to
hit the floor repeatedly. Globus demonstrated the loose two-finger "cigarette"
or "scissors" swivel hold he used on Caspar's leg to prevent sprains.
Perched once more on Globus's hand,
Caspar was panting from his exertions, but he hadn't given up on escaping - yet.
Now he was determined to reach a shoulder. Every time Caspar tried to crawl down
his arm, Globus blocked him with a flutter of his other hand. When Caspar tried
biting the hand he was perched on, Globus lightly poked at the bird's feet until
he stopped.
"Birds will always move away from
what makes them nervous," Globus explained. "I use that instinct to move them
away from tension and toward peace."
"No!"
Finally, Caspar sat obediently on Globus' hand and it was time to move onto
the next stage: petting. Globus removed a glove and attempted to stroke Casper
on the back. Casper whipped his head from side to side, suspiciously eyeing the
approaching hand. Each time Globus scored a quick pat, the bird pronounced
sweetly in a woman's voice, "No!" We laughed sympathetically.
Globus decided to let Casper do
what he wanted most: bite. Hard. He offered Caspar his bare forefinger. Caspar
accepted. Then Globus quickly folded his thumb over the bird's beak and pushed
the lower mandible away to blunt the bite. "This tells the bird that instead of
me pulling away when he bites, he gets stuck." Globus walked Casper around the
room, still attached to his finger, to show us the technique.
After a couple of minutes, Globus
released Casper's beak. When he offered his finger again, Caspar pushed it away,
seemingly uninterested.
Next, Globus showed us how to teach
a bird hand transfers - commonly called "step-ups." Soon, he and Caspar were
deftly demonstrating the "log roll," a method of encouraging a step-up by
rolling the departing hand away so the bird is encouraged to step forward onto
the higher, more stable, perch.
Globus ended Caspar's training
session by placing him on a T-stand to work some more on petting. After some
initial resistance, Globus was able to place his hand flat against the grey's
back. He wiggled his hand, "vibrating" it. That was to desensitize Caspar to
touch, Globus said. It seemed to help; Caspar allowed the hand to remain.
Talk to the hand
Over the next few hours, Globus trained seven more birds. Some, like Caspar,
were semi-wild. Others were pets that had backslid into biting or fearing hands.
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Globus instructs Ocean, owner of Roxie the galah cockatoo, on the
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Globus showed us how to exert
gentle control by offering a palm to a striking beak. "A bird cannot hurt you
this way," he said, demonstrating how a taut palm can deflect blows. He made a
fist. "The back of a fist works well, too."
To help an owner named Ocean get
her galah cockatoo, Roxie, off her shoulder without getting bitten, Globus
demonstrated the "ear swipe". With Roxie perched on his left shoulder, Globus
ran his right hand over the top of his own head, down the left side of his face,
and bumped Roxie's feet with it. Roxie stepped onto the hand without biting.
Soon, several in the room were successfully practicing the maneuver with their
own birds.
To begin his session with Jupiter,
the macaw with an attitude, Globus first offered the bird the crown of his head.
He considers it the safest way to make initial contact with some aggressive
birds, although the technique "once got me kicked off a bird board because they
thought it was dangerous."
Bursting the 'bubble of fear'
The tension in the room was palpable as Globus approached the intimidating
blue-and-gold. Globus bowed, his head scraping Jupiter's beak. No response. So
Globus moved on to the "crystal ball" technique.
Like a mime testing a giant beach
ball, Globus placed his hands palms out against an imaginary sphere around
Jupiter. Jupiter responded by lunging and flaring his wings.
"I find out where the edge of the
'bubble of fear' is," Globus intoned, intently watching Jupiter. "I visualize it
around the bird. Then I rest my hands on the edge of the bubble for a while."
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Holding Quigley the Major Mitchell's cockatoo on one hand, Globus
squeezes workshop participant Irish Waters' fingers with the other to
demonstrate how much pressure to exert when pinning a bird's toes. |
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Although he once blindfolded
himself to help a sight-impaired client learn how to handle her bird, Globus
relies heavily on bird body language to know when to proceed. Blinking, for
instance, signals relaxation. "Sometimes it's the look on their face - seriously
- or the slight way they move their muscles," he said.
Jupiter folded his wings, and
Globus moved his hands in a little closer. "This tells me I can shrink the
bubble some more."
Within a couple of minutes,
continuing to use his hands to alternately calm and distract, Globus was able to
scratch the base of his Jupiter's tail, a favorite macaw grooming spot. Finally,
Globus moved his palm in so close to Jupiter's face that it touched the beak.
With his palm lightly resting on the beak, he scratched Jupiter's head. Success!
He's not that kind of trainer
The beak press is the only safe way to kiss a bird, Globus noted, because it
protects the owner's vulnerable face. Globus claimed he doesn't engage in the
practice, personally. "Don't kiss the beak. What are you losing? The beak is not
that tender. I like the softer material, myself," he joked.
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Gloves are necessary equipment when handling large,
serious biters, not instruments of torture.
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Once desensitized to hands, "a bird
can be exposed to just about anything" and remain calm, Globus told us. He
demonstrated the concept later with a nervous African grey he had just trained.
He made rapid hitting motions directly in the bird's face. Amazingly, the grey
ignored him.
Some of Globus' advice is based
simply on common sense. For a grey terrified of large objects passing by his
cage, Globus suggested desensitizing the bird by exposing it to gradually larger
items.
He showed another grey owner how
her newly tamed bird should be petted. "Slow it down," he advised the woman as
she practiced scratching her bird's neck for the first time. "Even slower;
that's too fast." The owner moved her fingers almost imperceptibly. "That's it."
When things got tense, Globus kept
it light with irreverent jokes aimed at himself. Poking fun at his own image, he
ducked his head close to a cockatoo's and said something inaudible. "This is the
whispering part," he said slyly, "but I can't tell you what I said." (If my ears
served me right, it was, "Don't bite.")
Participants ribbed him back. "Did
you take pain pills prior to this demonstration?" somebody asked. "No, do you
have any?" Globus shot back.
Polly just wanna get away
By 1 p.m., the workshop was winding down. We had seen Globus make some
impressive progress with several birds. We also had seen a few encounters that
were less than amazing.
There was Polly, a lilac-crowned
Amazon afraid of hands, who was too spooked to respond to the crystal ball
technique, so Globus had to pin her against his chest. "A lot of birds I can
shrink the bubble and get my hands on," he explained, gently massaging Polly
with gloved hands until she stopped struggling. "Others I have to be more
assertive with, and rub them to desensitize them.
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Polly the lilac-crowned Amazon enjoys a post-training rest on her
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"I very gently encase birds with my
hands," Globus reassured us as Polly squawked. "There's no pressure."
Quigley, a large, aggressive Major
Mitchell's cockatoo, also posed a challenge. Time and again, Globus had to pull
the bird off his shoulder and swing him into a perched position. Quigley bit
enthusiastically and accidentally knocked Globus' glasses off. He leaped off
Globus' hand. Feathers drifted to the floor.
Globus was unflappable. "If you run
into a wall, back off, calm down," he said, allowing the panting Quigley to
catch his breath. "Put the bird back in his cage if you have to."
Finally, Globus was able to pet the
bird. Quigley gave a little cough of protest.
Buster, a Goffin's cockatoo, also
gave Globus a run for his money, literally, as the bird scampered beneath our
chairs looking for an escape route. "This is progress," said Globus, following
Buster around the room. "It's not pretty."
Perhaps most disappointing for
everyone, Jupiter the macaw seemed to have a change of heart. Not long after his
dramatic breakthrough, Jupiter lunged at an offguard Globus and bit his hand.
For the rest of the workshop, Jupiter alternated between accepting pets and
striking at passersby, including his owner, Irish. "He's become more
aggressive," Globus sighed. "That's unusual."
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Dana Jezisek cuddles Buster, a hand-shy Goffin's cockatoo she and her
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Not perfect
Nobody seemed to hold these setbacks against the Bird Whisperer. After all,
he hadn't promised perfection, and he did demonstrate some seemingly effective
techniques.
Just as important, we had seen that
the techniques were not cruel. Did the Bird Whisperer persistently handle birds?
Yes. Did the birds seem spent at the end? Yes - or no longer afraid, depending
on how you wanted to look at it.
But nothing we had seen or heard
shocked or dismayed us - with one small exception, occurring ironically in the
last few minutes of the program.
Asked during the Q&A period how to
stop habitual screaming, Globus suggested spritzing with water. A collective
groan went up.
Once considered a viable training
technique, spritzing is now widely regarded as counterproductive - and a tad
mean. Globus quickly amended his advice. "Only if it's either that or the bird
loses its home because of screaming. It's a last-ditch solution."
Big successes, a few failures
Compared with other workshops he's done, ours appeared to be an average one
for Globus. Some of his events have gone slightly better, others not as well.
The trainer's favorite success
story occurred at a Grants Pass, Ore., workshop where a hyacinth macaw, the
largest species of parrot in the world, was lunging at people. The owner - and
everyone else there giving the bird a wide berth - considered it untouchable.
Within minutes after Globus began
working with him, the bird began regurgitating, a sign of affection. The
experience almost brought him and others who were present to tears, says the
Bird Whisperer.
The toughest case so far was a
bare-eyed cockatoo. The bird had lived wild in the belfry of a church for three
years before being captured. Its owner brought it to a workshop hoping Globus
could make some progress with it, but "it was incredibly wild and incredibly
strong."
Another low point came when a bird
sprained a leg and broke several blood feathers after catching a toe in a seam
of Globus' glove. Now Globus requires all workshop birds to have trimmed
toenails and wings. He refuses to work with any bird suspected of having health
problems.
Doing their homework
Globus does not claim to tame birds in one sitting. In fact, it's all too
apparent he has not magically bypassed the usual process of winning some birds
over - one step forward, two steps back. However, he does promise to crack the
first barrier, not an insignificant accomplishment in some cases. The rest is up
to the owners, who are expected to do follow-up training at home.
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Irish Waters practices the "crystal ball" on her blue-and-gold macaw,
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To see if the Bird Whisperer had
made a difference, I contacted four of the Columbia participants two weeks after
the workshop to see how they were getting along with their pets. Only one,
Quigley's owner, did not reply.
Bev, the bird club president, told
me she can now hold Caspar the African grey on her finger and "look him in the
eye," something she was never able to do before. She was pleased with the
workshop and wants to have Globus back.
Buster's owners, John and Dana
Jezisek, reported a "remarkable" change in their Goffin's cockatoo. They had
brought him to the workshop because he had become afraid of hands after getting
his wings clipped last Memorial Day.
Now, "Buster has gotten used to our
hands again and is coming out of the cage, stepping up, coming off of our
shoulder without going into that panic mode," the couple told me in an e-mail.
"He runs toward us instead of trying to escape from us. His behaviour is much
like a little baby. He still loves to be cuddled in a little blanket and held.
That's fine with us. At least he is no longer scared to death of everything. In
our mind, Ken's workshop was well worth every penny."
Finally, I got in touch with Irish
Waters, owner of the unpredictable Jupiter. Had the macaw returned completely to
his old, nasty personality, or had some of Globus' training rubbed off?
After witnessing Jupiter's behavior
in Columbia, I was surprised by Irish's answer. "Jupiter and I have worked
miracles since the workshop," she reported excitedly. "He loves to be caressed
and petted! I'm following Ken's advice, taking it slowly and being extremely
careful of that terrific beak."
Irish still uses gloves to take
Jupiter out of his cage, but says this is an improvement over when she could not
remove him at all.
My money where my mouth is
Would I hire Globus? I had considered taking Nelson, my yellow-backed
chattering lory, to the Columbia workshop. Like many wild-caught birds, she
loves the person who tamed her - me - and nobody else. I'd like to get her to
accept other people, such as my husband.
But in the end, I decided against
enrolling Nelson, for several reasons. For one, I would have had to confine her
to a small carrier for 12 hours, including six in the car. For another, Nelson
would not have made a good pupil. She does not perch well, and a congenital wing
deformation prevents her from gliding to the ground. (She flies like a rock, as
my husband puts it.) With those two problems and her aversion to hands other
than my own, I was afraid she would get hurt, through no fault of the Bird
Whisperer's.
I also have to admit that it would
have been difficult for me to watch someone else administer tough love to
Nelson. Mary, another workshop attendee who also decided to leave her bird at
home, verbalized my feelings perfectly when she confided, "I fall apart when I
take my bird to the vet's!"
That's okay with Globus, who
encourages people like me and Mary to try his techniques at home. I decided to
pass on the crystal ball technique to my husband to try with Nelson. (See
"Trying it at home: Nelson thaws out some" at the bottom of this page.)
Something new every time
For Globus, good word-of-mouth seems to be winning out over the bad. Busy
booking additional workshops, he had 10 lined up over the next year at this
writing.
Every outing teaches him something
new. After the Columbia workshop, he wants to be "less controlled" and more
"open and spontaneous," he says. That might help him do a better job with
unpredictable birds such as Jupiter the macaw.
Someday, after he finishes a
screenplay he's working on, Globus will write a book and do a video on his
techniques.
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